I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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