i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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