but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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