Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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