I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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