shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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