I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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