Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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