Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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