Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I love you. Go after that dick
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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