he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
its not stalking. its research.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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