all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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