I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
