my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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