I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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