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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.

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(805): View more from California

saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i must have dtf stamped on my forehead

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(517): View more from Michigan

just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.

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(425): View more from Washington

I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...

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(253): View more from Washington

In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.

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(949): View more from California

there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful

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