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(612): View more from Minnesota

i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper

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(612): i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper http://tfl.nu/3dw5

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(713): View more from Texas

I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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(713): I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here. http://tfl.nu/xixg

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(407): View more from Florida

mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.

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(407): mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad. http://tfl.nu/ifx0

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(714): View more from California

She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.

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(714): She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep. http://tfl.nu/k8wl

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism

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(862): I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism http://tfl.nu/6czv

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(817): View more from Texas

All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning

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(817): All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning http://tfl.nu/qcnv

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(847): View more from Illinois

Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa

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(847): Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa http://tfl.nu/xcft

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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(267): he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice. http://tfl.nu/aht5

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(416): View more from Toronto

He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him

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(416): He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him http://tfl.nu/ykad

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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.

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(365): James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations. http://tfl.nu/tgs7

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.

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(832): god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink. http://tfl.nu/rrfd

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.

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(215): You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized. http://tfl.nu/g02p

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(253): View more from Washington

My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY

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(253): My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY http://tfl.nu/47h0

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.

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(303): I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room. http://tfl.nu/4ego

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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days

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(513): Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days http://tfl.nu/n2se

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