How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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