I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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