Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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