He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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