Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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