Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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