finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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