The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
