Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Vodka?
Forever.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
