That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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