D3 body, D1 cock
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize