i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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