Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
