it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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