i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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