Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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