So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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