You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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