well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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