Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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