So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Your cock deserves a montage
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
