i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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