office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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