So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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