Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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