Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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