This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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