the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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