Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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