i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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