IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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