I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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