Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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