I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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