we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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