I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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