I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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