hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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