I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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