Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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