So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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