i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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